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CHAPTER 5

Catherine was not so much engaged at the theatre

that evening, in returning the nods and smiles of Miss Thorpe,

though they certainly claimed much of her leisure,

as to forget to look with an inquiring eye for Mr. Tilney

in every box which her eye could reach; but she looked

in vain. Mr. Tilney was no fonder of the play than the

pump-room. She hoped to be more fortunate the next day;

and when her wishes for fine weather were answered by seeing

a beautiful morning, she hardly felt a doubt of it; for a

fine Sunday in Bath empties every house of its inhabitants,

and all the world appears on such an occasion to walk

about and tell their acquaintance what a charming day it is.

As soon as divine service was over, the Thorpes

and Allens eagerly joined each other; and after staying

long enough in the pump-room to discover that the crowd

was insupportable, and that there was not a genteel

face to be seen, which everybody discovers every Sunday

throughout the season, they hastened away to the Crescent,

to breathe the fresh air of better company. Here Catherine

and Isabella, arm in arm, again tasted the sweets of

friendship in an unreserved conversation; they talked much,

and with much enjoyment; but again was Catherine disappointed

in her hope of reseeing her partner. He was nowhere to be

met with; every search for him was equally unsuccessful,

in morning lounges or evening assemblies; neither at

the upper nor lower rooms, at dressed or undressed balls,

was he perceivable; nor among the walkers, the horsemen,

or the curricle-drivers of the morning. His name was not

in the pump-room book, and curiosity could do no more.

He must be gone from Bath. Yet he had not mentioned that

his stay would be so short! This sort of mysteriousness,

which is always so becoming in a hero, threw a fresh grace

in Catherine's imagination around his person and manners,

and increased her anxiety to know more of him.

From the Thorpes she could learn nothing, for they had been

only two days in Bath before they met with Mrs. Allen.

It was a subject, however, in which she often indulged

with her fair friend, from whom she received every possible

encouragement to continue to think of him; and his impression

on her fancy was not suffered therefore to weaken.

Isabella was very sure that he must be a charming young man,

and was equally sure that he must have been delighted with

her dear Catherine, and would therefore shortly return.

She liked him the better for being a clergyman, "for she

must confess herself very partial to the profession";

and something like a sigh escaped her as she said it.

Perhaps Catherine was wrong in not demanding the cause

of that gentle emotion--but she was not experienced enough

in the finesse of love, or the duties of friendship,

to know when delicate raillery was properly called for,

or when a confidence should be forced.

Mrs. Allen was now quite happy--quite satisfied

with Bath. She had found some acquaintance, had been

so lucky too as to find in them the family of a most

worthy old friend; and, as the completion of good fortune,

had found these friends by no means so expensively dressed

as herself. Her daily expressions were no longer, "I wish

we had some acquaintance in Bath!" They were changed into,

"How glad I am we have met with Mrs. Thorpe!" and she was

as eager in promoting the intercourse of the two families,

as her young charge and Isabella themselves could be;

never satisfied with the day unless she spent the

chief of it by the side of Mrs. Thorpe, in what they

called conversation, but in which there was scarcely ever

any exchange of opinion, and not often any resemblance

of subject, for Mrs. Thorpe talked chiefly of her children,

and Mrs. Allen of her gowns.

The progress of the friendship between Catherine

and Isabella was quick as its beginning had been warm,

and they passed so rapidly through every gradation

of increasing tenderness that there was shortly no fresh

proof of it to be given to their friends or themselves.

They called each other by their Christian name, were always

arm in arm when they walked, pinned up each other's train

for the dance, and were not to be divided in the set;

and if a rainy morning deprived them of other enjoyments,

they were still resolute in meeting in defiance of wet

and dirt, and shut themselves up, to read novels together.

Yes, novels; for I will not adopt that ungenerous and

impolitic custom so common with novel-writers, of degrading

by their contemptuous censure the very performances,

to the number of which they are themselves adding--joining

with their greatest enemies in bestowing the harshest

epithets on such works, and scarcely ever permitting them

to be read by their own heroine, who, if she accidentally

take up a novel, is sure to turn over its insipid pages

with disgust. Alas! If the heroine of one novel be not

patronized by the heroine of another, from whom can she

expect protection and regard? I cannot approve of it.

Let us leave it to the reviewers to abuse such effusions

of fancy at their leisure, and over every new novel

to talk in threadbare strains of the trash with which

the press now groans. Let us not desert one another;

we are an injured body. Although our productions have

afforded more extensive and unaffected pleasure than

those of any other literary corporation in the world,

no species of composition has been so much decried.

From pride, ignorance, or fashion, our foes are almost

as many as our readers. And while the abilities of

the nine-hundredth abridger of the History of England,

or of the man who collects and publishes in a volume some

dozen lines of Milton, Pope, and Prior, with a paper from

the Spectator, and a chapter from Sterne, are eulogized

by a thousand pens--there seems almost a general wish

of decrying the capacity and undervaluing the labour

of the novelist, and of slighting the performances which

have only genius, wit, and taste to recommend them.

"I am no novel-reader--I seldom look into novels--Do

not imagine that I often read novels--It is really

very well for a novel." Such is the common cant.

"And what are you reading, Miss--?" "Oh! It is only

a novel!" replies the young lady, while she lays down her

book with affected indifference, or momentary shame.

"It is only Cecilia, or Camilla, or Belinda"; or, in short,

only some work in which the greatest powers of the mind

are displayed, in which the most thorough knowledge of

human nature, the happiest delineation of its varieties,

the liveliest effusions of wit and humour, are conveyed

to the world in the best-chosen language. Now, had the same

young lady been engaged with a volume of the Spectator,

instead of such a work, how proudly would she have

produced the book, and told its name; though the chances

must be against her being occupied by any part of that

voluminous publication, of which either the matter or manner

would not disgust a young person of taste: the substance

of its papers so often consisting in the statement of

improbable circumstances, unnatural characters, and topics

of conversation which no longer concern anyone living;

and their language, too, frequently so coarse as to give

no very favourable idea of the age that could endure it.