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Chapter VI. An Exquisite Of '92

CHAPTER VI AN EXQUISITE OF '92

Sir Percy Blakeney, as the chronicles of the time inform us,

was in this year of grace 1792, still a year or two on the right side

of thirty. Tall, above the average, even for an Englishman,

broad-shouldered and massively built, he would have been called

unusually good-looking, but for a certain lazy expression in his

deep-set blue eyes, and that perpetual inane laugh which seemed to

disfigure his strong, clearly-cut mouth.

It was nearly a year ago now that Sir Percy Blakeney, Bart.,

one of the richest men in England, leader of all the fashions, and

intimate friend of the Prince of Wales, had astonished fashionable

society in London and Bath by bringing home, from one of his journeys

abroad, a beautiful, fascinating, clever, French wife. He, the

sleepiest, dullest, most British Britisher that had ever set a pretty

woman yawning, had secured a brilliant matrimonial prize for which, as

all chroniclers aver, there had been many competitors.

Marguerite St. Just had first made her DEBUT in artistic

Parisian circles, at the very moment when the greatest social upheaval

the world has ever known was taking place within its very walls.

Scarcely eighteen, lavishly gifted with beauty and talent, chaperoned

only by a young and devoted brother, she had soon gathered round her,

in her charming apartment in the Rue Richelieu, a coterie which was as

brilliant as it was exclusive--exclusive, that is to say, only from

one point of view. Marguerite St. Just was from principle and by

conviction a republican--equality of birth was her motto--inequality

of fortune was in her eyes a mere untoward accident, but the only

inequality she admitted was that of talent. "Money and titles may be

hereditary," she would say, "but brains are not," and thus her

charming salon was reserved for originality and intellect, for

brilliance and wit, for clever men and talented women, and the

entrance into it was soon looked upon in the world of intellect--which

even in those days and in those troublous times found its pivot in

Paris--as the seal to an artistic career.

Clever men, distinguished men, and even men of exalted station

formed a perpetual and brilliant court round the fascinating young

actress of the Comedie Francaise, and she glided through republican,

revolutionary, bloodthirsty Paris like a shining comet with a trail

behind her of all that was most distinguished, most interesting, in

intellectual Europe.

Then the climax came. Some smiled indulgently and called it

an artistic eccentricity, others looked upon it as a wise provision,

in view of the many events which were crowding thick and fast in Paris

just then, but to all, the real motive of that climax remained a

puzzle and a mystery. Anyway, Marguerite St. Just married Sir Percy

Blakeney one fine day, just like that, without any warning to her

friends, without a SOIREE DE CONTRAT or DINER DE FIANCAILLES or

other appurtenances of a fashionable French wedding.

How that stupid, dull Englishman ever came to be admitted

within the intellectual circle which revolved round "the cleverest

woman in Europe," as her friends unanimously called her, no one

ventured to guess--golden key is said to open every door, asserted the

more malignantly inclined.

Enough, she married him, and "the cleverest woman in Europe"

had linked her fate to that "demmed idiot" Blakeney, and not even her

most intimate friends could assign to this strange step any other

motive than that of supreme eccentricity. Those friends who knew,

laughed to scorn the idea that Marguerite St. Just had married a fool

for the sake of the worldly advantages with which he might endow her.

They knew, as a matter of fact, that Marguerite St. Just cared nothing

about money, and still less about a title; moreover, there were at

least half a dozen other men in the cosmopolitan world equally

well-born, if not so wealthy as Blakeney, who would have been only too

happy to give Marguerite St. Just any position she might choose to covet.

As for Sir Percy himself, he was universally voted to be

totally unqualified for the onerous post he had taken upon himself.

His chief qualifications for it seemed to consist in his blind

adoration for her, his great wealth and the high favour in which he

stood at the English court; but London society thought that, taking

into consideration his own intellectual limitations, it would have

been wiser on his part had he bestowed those worldly advantages upon a

less brilliant and witty wife.

Although lately he had been so prominent a figure in

fashionable English society, he had spent most of his early life

abroad. His father, the late Sir Algernon Blakeney, had had the

terrible misfortune of seeing an idolized young wife become hopelessly

insane after two years of happy married life. Percy had just been

born when the late Lady Blakeney fell prey to the terrible malady

which in those days was looked upon as hopelessly incurable and

nothing short of a curse of God upon the entire family. Sir Algernon

took his afflicted young wife abroad, and there presumably Percy was

educated, and grew up between an imbecile mother and a distracted

father, until he attained his majority. The death of his parents

following close upon one another left him a free man, and as Sir

Algernon had led a forcibly simple and retired life, the large

Blakeney fortune had increased tenfold.

Sir Percy Blakeney had travelled a great deal abroad, before

he brought home his beautiful, young, French wife. The fashionable

circles of the time were ready to receive them both with open arms;

Sir Percy was rich, his wife was accomplished, the Prince of Wales

took a very great liking to them both. Within six months they were

the acknowledged leaders of fashion and of style. Sir Percy's coats

were the talk of the town, his inanities were quoted, his foolish

laugh copied by the gilded youth at Almack's or the Mall. Everyone

knew that he was hopelessly stupid, but then that was scarcely to be

wondered at, seeing that all the Blakeneys for generations had been

notoriously dull, and that his mother died an imbecile.

Thus society accepted him, petted him, made much of him, since

his horses were the finest in the country, his FETES and wines the

most sought after. As for his marriage with "the cleverest woman in

Europe," well! the inevitable came with sure and rapid footsteps. No

one pitied him, since his fate was of his own making. There were

plenty of young ladies in England, of high birth and good looks, who

would have been quite willing to help him to spend the Blakeney

fortune, whilst smiling indulgently at his inanities and his

good-humoured foolishness. Moreover, Sir Percy got no pity, because

he seemed to require none--he seemed very proud of his clever wife,

and to care little that she took no pains to disguise that

good-natured contempt which she evidently felt for him, and that she

even amused herself by sharpening her ready wits at his expense.

But then Blakeney was really too stupid to notice the ridicule

with which his wife covered him, and if his matrimonial relations with

the fascinating Parisienne had not turned out all that his hopes and

his dog-like devotion for her had pictured, society could never do

more than vaguely guess at it.

In his beautiful house at Richmond he played second fiddle to

his clever wife with imperturbable BONHOMIE; he lavished jewels and

luxuries of all kinds upon her, which she took with inimitable grace,

dispensing the hospitality of his superb mansion with the same

graciousness with which she had welcomed the intellectual coterie of

Paris.

Physically, Sir Percy Blakeney was undeniably handsome--always

excepting the lazy, bored look which was habitual to him. He was

always irreproachable dressed, and wore the exaggerated "Incroyable"

fashions, which had just crept across from Paris to England, with the

perfect good taste innate in an English gentleman. On this special

afternoon in September, in spite of the long journey by coach, in

spite of rain and mud, his coat set irreproachably across his fine

shoulders, his hands looked almost femininely white, as they emerged

through billowy frills of finest Mechline lace: the extravagantly

short-waisted satin coat, wide-lapelled waistcoat, and tight-fitting

striped breeches, set off his massive figure to perfection, and in

repose one might have admired so fine a specimen of English manhood,

until the foppish ways, the affected movements, the perpetual inane

laugh, brought one's admiration of Sir Percy Blakeney to an abrupt close.

He had lolled into the old-fashioned inn parlour, shaking the

wet off his fine overcoat; then putting up a gold-rimmed eye-glass to

his lazy blue eye, he surveyed the company, upon whom an embarrassed

silence had suddenly fallen.

"How do, Tony? How do, Ffoulkes?" he said, recognizing the

two young men and shaking them by the hand. "Zounds, my dear fellow,"

he added, smothering a slight yawn, "did you ever see such a beastly day?

Demmed climate this."

With a quaint little laugh, half of embarrassment and half of sarcasm,

Marguerite had turned towards her husband, and was surveying him from

head to foot, with an amused little twinkle in her merry blue eyes.

"La!" said Sir Percy, after a moment or two's silence, as no

one offered any comment, "how sheepish you all look...What's up?"

"Oh, nothing, Sir Percy," replied Marguerite, with a certain

amount of gaiety, which, however, sounded somewhat forced,

"nothing to disturb your equanimity--only an insult to your wife."

The laugh which accompanied this remark was evidently intended to

reassure Sir Percy as to the gravity of the incident. It apparently

succeeded in that, for echoing the laugh, he rejoined placidly--

"La, m'dear! you don't say so. Begad! who was the bold man

who dared to tackle you--eh?"

Lord Tony tried to interpose, but had no time to do so, for

the young Vicomte had already quickly stepped forward.

"Monsieur," he said, prefixing his little speech with an

elaborate bow, and speaking in broken English, "my mother, the

Comtesse de Tournay de Basserive, has offenced Madame, who, I see, is

your wife. I cannot ask your pardon for my mother; what she does is

right in my eyes. But I am ready to offer you the usual reparation

between men of honour."

The young man drew up his slim stature to its full height and

looked very enthusiastic, very proud, and very hot as he gazed at six

foot odd of gorgeousness, as represented by Sir Percy Blakeney, Bart.

"Lud, Sir Andrew," said Marguerite, with one of her merry

infectious laughs, "look on that pretty picture--the English turkey

and the French bantam."

The simile was quite perfect, and the English turkey looked

down with complete bewilderment upon the dainty little French bantam,

which hovered quite threateningly around him.

"La! sir," said Sir Percy at last, putting up his eye glass

and surveying the young Frenchman with undisguised wonderment, "where,

in the cuckoo's name, did you learn to speak English?"

"Monsieur!" protested the Vicomte, somewhat abashed at the way

his warlike attitude had been taken by the ponderous-looking Englishman.

"I protest ‘tis marvellous!" continued Sir Percy,

imperturbably, "demmed marvellous! Don't you think so, Tony--eh?

I vow I can't speak the French lingo like that. What?"

"Nay, I'll vouch for that!" rejoined Marguerite, "Sir Percy

has a British accent you could cut with a knife."

"Monsieur," interposed the Vicomte earnestly, and in still

more broken English, "I fear you have not understand. I offer you the

only posseeble reparation among gentlemen."

"What the devil is that?" asked Sir Percy, blandly.

"My sword, Monsieur," replied the Vicomte, who, though still

bewildered, was beginning to lose his temper.

"You are a sportsman, Lord Tony," said Marguerite, merrily;

"ten to one on the little bantam."

But Sir Percy was staring sleepily at the Vicomte for a moment

or two, through his partly closed heavy lids, then he smothered

another yawn, stretched his long limbs, and turned leisurely away.

"Lud love you, sir," he muttered good-humouredly. "demmit,

young man, what's the good of your sword to me?"

What the Vicomte thought and felt at that moment, when that

long-limbed Englishman treated him with such marked insolence, might

fill volumes of sound reflections.... What he said resolved itself

into a single articulate word, for all the others were choked in his

throat by his surging wrath--

"A duel, Monsieur," he stammered.

Once more Blakeney turned, and from his high altitude looked

down on the choleric little man before him; but not even for a second

did he seem to lose his own imperturbable good-humour. He laughed his

own pleasant and inane laugh, and burying his slender, long hands into

the capacious pockets of his overcoat, he said leisurely--a

bloodthirsty young ruffian, Do you want to make a hole in a

law-abiding man?...As for me, sir, I never fight duels," he added,

as he placidly sat down and stretched his long, lazy legs out before him.

"Demmed uncomfortable things, duels, ain't they, Tony?"

Now the Vicomte had no doubt vaguely heard that in England the

fashion of duelling amongst gentlemen had been surpressed by the law

with a very stern hand; still to him, a Frenchman, whose notions of

bravery and honour were based upon a code that had centuries of

tradition to back it, the spectacle of a gentleman actually refusing

to fight a duel was a little short of an enormity. In his mind he

vaguely pondered whether he should strike that long-legged Englishman

in the face and call him a coward, or whether such conduct in a lady's

presence might be deemed ungentlemanly, when Marguerite happily interposed.

"I pray you, Lord Tony," she said in that gentle, sweet,

musical voice of hers, "I pray you play the peacemaker. The child is

bursting with rage, and," she added with a SOUPCON of dry sarcasm,

"might do Sir Percy an injury." She laughed a mocking little laugh,

which, however, did not in the least disturb her husband's placid

equanimity. "The British turkey has had the day," she said.

"Sir Percy would provoke all the saints in the calendar and keep

his temper the while."

But already Blakeney, good-humoured as ever, had joined in the

laugh against himself.

"Demmed smart that now, wasn't it?" he said, turning

pleasantly to the Vicomte. "Clever woman my wife, sir.... You

will find THAT out if you live long enough in England."

"Sir Percy is right, Vicomte," here interposed Lord Antony,

laying a friendly hand on the young Frenchman's shoulder. "It would

hardly be fitting that you should commence your career in England by

provoking him to a duel."

For a moment longer the Vicomte hesitated, then with a slight shrug of

the shoulders directed against the extraordinary code of honour prevailing

in this fog-ridden island, he said with becoming dignity,--

"Ah, well! if Monsieur is satisfied, I have no griefs. You

mi'lor', are our protector. If I have done wrong, I withdraw myself."

"Aye, do!" rejoined Blakeney, with a long sigh of

satisfaction, "withdraw yourself over there. Demmed excitable little

puppy," he added under his breath, "Faith, Ffoulkes, if that's a

specimen of the goods you and your friends bring over from France, my

advice to you is, drop ‘em ‘mid Channel, my friend, or I shall have to

see old Pitt about it, get him to clap on a prohibitive tariff, and

put you in the stocks an you smuggle."

"La, Sir Percy, your chivalry misguides you," said Marguerite,

coquettishly, "you forget that you yourself have imported one bundle

of goods from France."

Blakeney slowly rose to his feet, and, making a deep and

elaborate bow before his wife, he said with consummate gallantry,--

"I had the pick of the market, Madame, and my taste is unerring."

"More so than your chivalry, I fear," she retorted sarcastically.

"Odd's life, m'dear! be reasonable! Do you think I am going

to allow my body to be made a pincushion of, by every little

frog-eater who don't like the shape of your nose?"

"Lud, Sir Percy!" laughed Lady Blakeney as she bobbed him a

quaint and pretty curtsey, "you need not be afraid! ‘Tis not the

MEN who dislike the shape of my nose."

"Afraid be demmed! Do you impugn my bravery, Madame? I don't

patronise the ring for nothing, do I, Tony? I've put up the fists with

Red Sam before now, and--and he didn't get it all his own way either--"

"S'faith, Sir Percy," said Marguerite, with a long and merry

laugh, that went enchoing along the old oak rafters of the parlour, "I

would I had seen you then...ha! ha! ha! ha!--you must have looked

a pretty picture....and...and to be afraid of a little French

boy...ha! ha!...ha! ha!"

"Ha! ha! ha! he! he! he!" echoed Sir Percy, good-humouredly.

"La, Madame, you honour me! Zooks! Ffoulkes, mark ye that!

I have made my wife laugh!--The cleverest woman in Europe!...Odd's

fish, we must have a bowl on that!" and he tapped vigorously on the

table near him. "Hey! Jelly! Quick, man! Here, Jelly!"

Harmony was once more restored. Mr. Jellyband, with a mighty

effort, recovered himself from the many emotions he had experienced

within the last half hour. "A bowl of punch, Jelly, hot and strong,

eh?" said Sir Percy. "The wits that have just made a clever woman

laugh must be whetted! Ha! ha! ha! Hasten, my good Jelly!"

"Nay, there is no time, Sir Percy," interposed Marguerite.

"The skipper will be here directly and my brother must get on board,

or the DAY DREAM will miss the tide."

"Time, m'dear? There is plenty of time for any gentleman to

get drunk and get on board before the turn of the tide."

"I think, your ladyship," said Jellyband, respectfully, "that

the young gentleman is coming along now with Sir Percy's skipper."

"That's right," said Blakeney, "then Armand can join us in the

merry bowl. Think you, Tony," he added, turning towards the Vicomte,

"that the jackanapes of yours will join us in a glass? Tell him that

we drink in token of reconciliation."

"In fact you are all such merry company," said Marguerite,

"that I trust you will forgive me if I bid my brother good-bye in

another room."

It would have been bad form to protest. Both Lord Antony and

Sir Andrew felt that Lady Blakeney could not altogether be in tune

with them at the moment. Her love for her brother, Armand St. Just,

was deep and touching in the extreme. He had just spent a few weeks with

her in her English home, and was going back to serve his country, at the

moment when death was the usual reward for the most enduring devotion.

Sir Percy also made no attempt to detain his wife. With that

perfect, somewhat affected gallantry which characterised his every

movement, he opened the coffee-room door for her, and made her the

most approved and elaborate bow, which the fashion of the time

dictated, as she sailed out of the room without bestowing on him more

than a passing, slightly contemptuous glance. Only Sir Andrew

Ffoulkes, whose every thought since he had met Suzanne de Tournay

seemed keener, more gentle, more innately sympathetic, noted the

curious look of intense longing, of deep and hopeless passion, with

which the inane and flippant Sir Percy followed the retreating figure

of his brilliant wife.