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Chapter VI. The Reverend Arthur Beebe, The Reverend Cuthbert

Chapter VI: The Reverend Arthur Beebe, the Reverend Cuthbert

Eager, Mr. Emerson, Mr. George Emerson, Miss Eleanor Lavish, Miss

Charlotte Bartlett, and Miss Lucy Honeychurch Drive Out in

Carriages to See a View; Italians Drive Them.

It was Phaethon who drove them to Fiesole that memorable day, a

youth all irresponsibility and fire, recklessly urging his

master's horses up the stony hill. Mr. Beebe recognized him at

once. Neither the Ages of Faith nor the Age of Doubt had

touched him; he was Phaethon in Tuscany driving a cab. And it was

Persephone whom he asked leave to pick up on the way, saying

that she was his sister--Persephone, tall and slender and pale,

returning with the Spring to her mother's cottage, and still

shading her eyes from the unaccustomed light. To her Mr. Eager

objected, saying that here was the thin edge of the wedge, and

one must guard against imposition. But the ladies interceded, and

when it had been made clear that it was a very great favour, the

goddess was allowed to mount beside the god.

Phaethon at once slipped the left rein over her head, thus

enabling himself to drive with his arm round her waist. She did

not mind. Mr. Eager, who sat with his back to the horses, saw

nothing of the indecorous proceeding, and continued his

conversation with Lucy. The other two occupants of the carriage

were old Mr. Emerson and Miss Lavish. For a dreadful thing had

happened: Mr. Beebe, without consulting Mr. Eager, had doubled

the size of the party. And though Miss Bartlett and Miss Lavish

had planned all the morning how the people were to sit, at the

critical moment when the carriages came round they lost their

heads, and Miss Lavish got in with Lucy, while Miss Bartlett,

with George Emerson and Mr. Beebe, followed on behind.

It was hard on the poor chaplain to have his partie carree thus

transformed. Tea at a Renaissance villa, if he had ever meditated

it, was now impossible. Lucy and Miss Bartlett had a certain

style about them, and Mr. Beebe, though unreliable, was a man of

parts. But a shoddy lady writer and a journalist who had murdered

his wife in the sight of God--they should enter no villa at his

introduction.

Lucy, elegantly dressed in white, sat erect and nervous amid

these explosive ingredients, attentive to Mr. Eager, repressive

towards Miss Lavish, watchful of old Mr. Emerson, hitherto

fortunately asleep, thanks to a heavy lunch and the drowsy

atmosphere of Spring. She looked on the expedition as the work of

Fate. But for it she would have avoided George Emerson

successfully. In an open manner he had shown that he wished to

continue their intimacy. She had refused, not because she

disliked him, but because she did not know what had happened, and

suspected that he did know. And this frightened her.

For the real event--whatever it was--had taken place, not in the

Loggia, but by the river. To behave wildly at the sight of death

is pardonable. But to discuss it afterwards, to pass from

discussion into silence, and through silence into sympathy, that

is an error, not of a startled emotion, but of the whole fabric.

There was really something blameworthy (she thought) in their

joint contemplation of the shadowy stream, in the common impulse

which had turned them to the house without the passing of a look

or word. This sense of wickedness had been slight at first. She

had nearly joined the party to the Torre del Gallo. But each time

that she avoided George it became more imperative that she should

avoid him again. And now celestial irony, working through her

cousin and two clergymen, did not suffer her to leave Florence

till she had made this expedition with him through the hills.

Meanwhile Mr. Eager held her in civil converse; their little tiff

was over.

"So, Miss Honeychurch, you are travelling? As a student of art?"

"Oh, dear me, no--oh, no!"

"Perhaps as a student of human nature," interposed Miss Lavish,

"like myself?"

"Oh, no. I am here as a tourist."

"Oh, indeed," said Mr. Eager. "Are you indeed? If you will not

think me rude, we residents sometimes pity you poor tourists

not a little--handed about like a parcel of goods from Venice to

Florence, from Florence to Rome, living herded together in

pensions or hotels, quite unconscious of anything that is outside

Baedeker, their one anxiety to get 'done' or 'through' and go on

somewhere else. The result is, they mix up towns, rivers, palaces

in one inextricable whirl. You know the American girl in Punch

who says: 'Say, poppa, what did we see at Rome?' And the father

replies: 'Why, guess Rome was the place where we saw the yaller

dog.' There's travelling for you. Ha! ha! ha!"

"I quite agree," said Miss Lavish, who had several times tried to

interrupt his mordant wit. "The narrowness and superficiality of

the Anglo-Saxon tourist is nothing less than a menace."

"Quite so. Now, the English colony at Florence, Miss Honeychurch

--and it is of considerable size, though, of course, not all

equally--a few are here for trade, for example. But the greater

part are students. Lady Helen Laverstock is at present busy over

Fra Angelico. I mention her name because we are passing her villa

on the left. No, you can only see it if you stand--no, do not

stand; you will fall. She is very proud of that thick hedge.

Inside, perfect seclusion. One might have gone back six hundred

years. Some critics believe that her garden was the scene of The

Decameron, which lends it an additional interest, does it not?"

"It does indeed!" cried Miss Lavish. "Tell me, where do they

place the scene of that wonderful seventh day?"

But Mr. Eager proceeded to tell Miss Honeychurch that on the

right lived Mr. Someone Something, an American of the best type

--so rare!--and that the Somebody Elses were farther down the

hill. "Doubtless you know her monographs in the series of

'Mediaeval Byways'? He is working at Gemistus Pletho. Sometimes

as I take tea in their beautiful grounds I hear, over the wall,

the electric tram squealing up the new road with its loads of hot,

dusty, unintelligent tourists who are going to 'do' Fiesole in an

hour in order that they may say they have been there, and I

think--think--I think how little they think what lies so near

them."

During this speech the two figures on the box were sporting with

each other disgracefully. Lucy had a spasm of envy. Granted that

they wished to misbehave, it was pleasant for them to be able to

do so. They were probably the only people enjoying the

expedition. The carriage swept with agonizing jolts up through

the Piazza of Fiesole and into the Settignano road.

"Piano! piano!" said Mr. Eager, elegantly waving his hand over

his head.

"Va bene, signore, va bene, va bene," crooned the driver, and

whipped his horses up again.

Now Mr. Eager and Miss Lavish began to talk against each other on

the subject of Alessio Baldovinetti. Was he a cause of the

Renaissance, or was he one of its manifestations? The other

carriage was left behind. As the pace increased to a gallop the

large, slumbering form of Mr. Emerson was thrown against the

chaplain with the regularity of a machine.

"Piano! piano!" said he, with a martyred look at Lucy.

An extra lurch made him turn angrily in his seat. Phaethon, who

for some time had been endeavouring to kiss Persephone, had just

succeeded.

A little scene ensued, which, as Miss Bartlett said afterwards,

was most unpleasant. The horses were stopped, the lovers were

ordered to disentangle themselves, the boy was to lose his

pourboire, the girl was immediately to get down.

"She is my sister," said he, turning round on them with piteous

eyes.

Mr. Eager took the trouble to tell him that he was a liar.

Phaethon hung down his head, not at the matter of the accusation,

but at its manner. At this point Mr. Emerson, whom the shock of

stopping had awoke, declared that the lovers must on no account

be separated, and patted them on the back to signify his

approval. And Miss Lavish, though unwilling to ally him, felt

bound to support the cause of Bohemianism.

"Most certainly I would let them be," she cried. "But I dare say

I shall receive scant support. I have always flown in the face of

the conventions all my life. This is what I call an adventure."

"We must not submit," said Mr. Eager. "I knew he was trying it

on. He is treating us as if we were a party of Cook's tourists."

"Surely no!" said Miss Lavish, her ardour visibly decreasing.

The other carriage had drawn up behind, and sensible Mr. Beebe

called out that after this warning the couple would be sure to

behave themselves properly.

"Leave them alone," Mr. Emerson begged the chaplain, of whom he

stood in no awe. "Do we find happiness so often that we should

turn it off the box when it happens to sit there? To be driven by

lovers-- A king might envy us, and if we part them it's more

like sacrilege than anything I know."

Here the voice of Miss Bartlett was heard saying that a crowd

had begun to collect.

Mr. Eager, who suffered from an over-fluent tongue rather than a

resolute will, was determined to make himself heard. He addressed

the driver again. Italian in the mouth of Italians is a

deep-voiced stream, with unexpected cataracts and boulders to

preserve it from monotony. In Mr. Eager's mouth it resembled

nothing so much as an acid whistling fountain which played ever

higher and higher, and quicker and quicker, and more and more

shrilly, till abruptly it was turned off with a click.

"Signorina!" said the man to Lucy, when the display had ceased.

Why should he appeal to Lucy?

"Signorina!" echoed Persephone in her glorious contralto. She

pointed at the other carriage. Why?

For a moment the two girls looked at each other. Then Persephone

got down from the box.

"Victory at last!" said Mr. Eager, smiting his hands together as

the carriages started again.

"It is not victory," said Mr. Emerson. "It is defeat. You have

parted two people who were happy."

Mr. Eager shut his eyes. He was obliged to sit next to Mr.

Emerson, but he would not speak to him. The old man was refreshed

by sleep, and took up the matter warmly. He commanded Lucy to

agree with him; he shouted for support to his son.

"We have tried to buy what cannot be bought with money. He has

bargained to drive us, and he is doing it. We have no rights over

his soul."

Miss Lavish frowned. It is hard when a person you have classed as

typically British speaks out of his character.

He was not driving us well," she said. "He jolted us."

"That I deny. It was as restful as sleeping. Aha! he is jolting

us now. Can you wonder? He would like to throw us out, and most

certainly he is justified. And if I were superstitious I'd be

frightened of the girl, too. It doesn't do to injure young

people. Have you ever heard of Lorenzo de Medici?"

Miss Lavish bristled.

"Most certainly I have. Do you refer to Lorenzo il Magnifico, or

to Lorenzo, Duke of Urbino, or to Lorenzo surnamed Lorenzino on

account of his diminutive stature?"

"The Lord knows. Possibly he does know, for I refer to Lorenzo

the poet. He wrote a line--so I heard yesterday--which runs like

this: 'Don't go fighting against the Spring.'"

Mr. Eager could not resist the opportunity for erudition.

"Non fate guerra al Maggio," he murmured. "'War not with the

May' would render a correct meaning."

"The point is, we have warred with it. Look." He pointed to the

Val d'Arno, which was visible far below them, through the

budding trees. "Fifty miles of Spring, and we've come up to

admire them. Do you suppose there's any difference between Spring

in nature and Spring in man? But there we go, praising the one

and condemning the other as improper, ashamed that the same

work eternally through both."

No one encouraged him to talk. Presently Mr. Eager gave a signal

for the carriages to stop and marshalled the party for their

ramble on the hill. A hollow like a great amphitheatre, full of

terraced steps and misty olives, now lay between them and the

heights of Fiesole, and the road, still following its curve, was

about to sweep on to a promontory which stood out in the plain.

It was this promontory, uncultivated, wet, covered with bushes

and occasional trees, which had caught the fancy of Alessio

Baldovinetti nearly five hundred years before. He had ascended

it, that diligent and rather obscure master, possibly with an eye

to business, possibly for the joy of ascending. Standing there,

he had seen that view of the Val d'Arno and distant Florence,

which he afterwards had introduced not very effectively into his

work. But where exactly had he stood? That was the question which

Mr. Eager hoped to solve now. And Miss Lavish, whose nature was

attracted by anything problematical, had become equally

enthusiastic.

But it is not easy to carry the pictures of Alessio Baldovinetti

in your head, even if you have remembered to look at them before

starting. And the haze in the valley increased the difficulty of

the quest.

The party sprang about from tuft to tuft of grass, their anxiety

to keep together being only equalled by their desire to go

different directions. Finally they split into groups. Lucy clung

to Miss Bartlett and Miss Lavish; the Emersons returned to hold

laborious converse with the drivers; while the two clergymen, who

were expected to have topics in common, were left to each other.

The two elder ladies soon threw off the mask. In the audible

whisper that was now so familiar to Lucy they began to discuss,

not Alessio Baldovinetti, but the drive. Miss Bartlett had asked

Mr. George Emerson what his profession was, and he had answered

"the railway." She was very sorry that she had asked him. She had

no idea that it would be such a dreadful answer, or she would not

have asked him. Mr. Beebe had turned the conversation so

cleverly, and she hoped that the young man was not very much hurt

at her asking him

"The railway!" gasped Miss Lavish. "Oh, but I shall die! Of

course it was the railway!" She could not control her mirth. "He

is the image of a porter--on, on the South-Eastern."

"Eleanor, be quiet," plucking at her vivacious companion. "Hush!

They'll hear--the Emersons--"

"I can't stop. Let me go my wicked way. A porter--"

"Eleanor!"

"I'm sure it's all right," put in Lucy. "The Emersons won't hear,

and they wouldn't mind if they did."

Miss Lavish did not seem pleased at this.

"Miss Honeychurch listening!" she said rather crossly. "Pouf!

Wouf! You naughty girl! Go away!"

"Oh, Lucy, you ought to be with Mr. Eager, I'm sure."

"I can't find them now, and I don't want to either."

"Mr. Eager will be offended. It is your party."

"Please, I'd rather stop here with you."

"No, I agree," said Miss Lavish. "It's like a school feast; the

boys have got separated from the girls. Miss Lucy, you are to go.

We wish to converse on high topics unsuited for your ear."

The girl was stubborn. As her time at Florence drew to its close

she was only at ease amongst those to whom she felt indifferent.

Such a one was Miss Lavish, and such for the moment was

Charlotte. She wished she had not called attention to herself;

they were both annoyed at her remark and seemed determined to get

rid of her.

"How tired one gets," said Miss Bartlett. "Oh, I do wish Freddy

and your mother could be here."

Unselfishness with Miss Bartlett had entirely usurped the

functions of enthusiasm. Lucy did not look at the view either.

She would not enjoy anything till she was safe at Rome.

"Then sit you down," said Miss Lavish. "Observe my foresight."

With many a smile she produced two of those mackintosh squares

that protect the frame of the tourist from damp grass or cold

marble steps. She sat on one; who was to sit on the other?

"Lucy; without a moment's doubt, Lucy. The ground will do for me.

Really I have not had rheumatism for years. If I do feel it

coming on I shall stand. Imagine your mother's feelings if I let

you sit in the wet in your white linen." She sat down heavily

where the ground looked particularly moist. "Here we are, all

settled delightfully. Even if my dress is thinner it will not

show so much, being brown. Sit down, dear; you are too unselfish;

you don't assert yourself enough." She cleared her throat. "Now

don't be alarmed; this isn't a cold. It's the tiniest cough, and

I have had it three days. It's nothing to do with sitting here at

all."

There was only one way of treating the situation. At the end of

five minutes Lucy departed in search of Mr. Beebe and Mr. Eager,

vanquished by the mackintosh square.

She addressed herself to the drivers, who were sprawling in the

carriages, perfuming the cushions with cigars. The miscreant, a

bony young man scorched black by the sun, rose to greet her with

the courtesy of a host and the assurance of a relative.

"Dove?" said Lucy, after much anxious thought.

His face lit up. Of course he knew where, Not so far either. His

arm swept three-fourths of the horizon. He should just think he

did know where. He pressed his finger-tips to his forehead and

then pushed them towards her, as if oozing with visible extract

of knowledge.

More seemed necessary. What was the Italian for "clergyman"?

"Dove buoni uomini?" said she at last.

Good? Scarcely the adjective for those noble beings! He showed

her his cigar.

"Uno--piu--piccolo," was her next remark, implying "Has the

cigar been given to you by Mr. Beebe, the smaller of the two good

men?"

She was correct as usual. He tied the horse to a tree, kicked it

to make it stay quiet, dusted the carriage, arranged his hair,

remoulded his hat, encouraged his moustache, and in rather less

than a quarter of a minute was ready to conduct her. Italians are

born knowing the way. It would seem that the whole earth lay

before them, not as a map, but as a chess-board, whereon they

continually behold the changing pieces as well as the squares.

Any one can find places, but the finding of people is a gift from

God.

He only stopped once, to pick her some great blue violets. She

thanked him with real pleasure. In the company of this common man

the world was beautiful and direct. For the first time she felt

the influence of Spring. His arm swept the horizon gracefully;

violets, like other things, existed in great profusion there;

would she like to see them?"

"Ma buoni uomini."

He bowed. Certainly. Good men first, violets afterwards. They

proceeded briskly through the undergrowth, which became thicker

and thicker. They were nearing the edge of the promontory, and

the view was stealing round them, but the brown network of the

bushes shattered it into countless pieces. He was occupied in his

cigar, and in holding back the pliant boughs. She was rejoicing

in her escape from dullness. Not a step, not a twig, was

unimportant to her.

"What is that?"

There was a voice in the wood, in the distance behind them. The

voice of Mr. Eager? He shrugged his shoulders. An Italian's

ignorance is sometimes more remarkable than his knowledge. She

could not make him understand that perhaps they had missed the

clergymen. The view was forming at last; she could discern the

river, the golden plain, other hills.

"Eccolo!" he exclaimed.

At the same moment the ground gave way, and with a cry she fell

out of the wood. Light and beauty enveloped her. She had fallen

on to a little open terrace, which was covered with violets

from end to end.

"Courage!" cried her companion, now standing some six feet above.

"Courage and love."

She did not answer. From her feet the ground sloped sharply into

view, and violets ran down in rivulets and streams and cataracts,

irrigating the hillside with blue, eddying round the tree stems

collecting into pools in the hollows, covering the grass with

spots of azure foam. But never again were they in such profusion;

this terrace was the well-head, the primal source whence beauty

gushed out to water the earth.

Standing at its brink, like a swimmer who prepares, was the good

man. But he was not the good man that she had expected, and he

was alone.

George had turned at the sound of her arrival. For a moment he

contemplated her, as one who had fallen out of heaven. He saw

radiant joy in her face, he saw the flowers beat against her

dress in blue waves. The bushes above them closed. He stepped

quickly forward and kissed her.

Before she could speak, almost before she could feel, a voice

called, "Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!" The silence of life had been broken

by Miss Bartlett who stood brown against the view.