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The Phantom of the Opera · Gaston Leroux

"And They Won'T Let Any One Touch Them!"

"Really? Have you noticed THAT THEY WON'T LET ANY ONE TOUCH

THEM? That is certainly odd!"

"Oh, so you admit it! And high time, too! And THEN, THEY WALK BACKWARD!"

"BACKWARD! You have seen our managers WALK BACKWARD? Why, I thought

that only crabs walked backward!"

"Don't laugh, Gabriel; don't laugh!"

"I'm not laughing," protested Gabriel, looking as solemn as a judge.

"Perhaps you can tell me this, Gabriel, as you're an intimate friend

of the management: When I went up to M. Richard, outside the foyer,

during the Garden interval, with my hand out before me, why did

M. Moncharmin hurriedly whisper to me, ‘Go away! Go away!

Whatever you do, don't touch M. le Directeur!' Am I supposed to have

an infectious disease?"

"It's incredible!"

"And, a little later, when M. de La Borderie went up to M. Richard,

didn't you see M. Moncharmin fling himself between them and hear

him exclaim, ‘M. l'Ambassadeur I entreat you not to touch

M. le Directeur'?"

"It's terrible!...And what was Richard doing meanwhile?"

"What was he doing? Why, you saw him! He turned about,

BOWED IN FRONT OF HIM, THOUGH THERE WAS NOBODY IN FRONT OF HIM,