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The Hunchback of Notre-Dame · Victor Hugo

Kisses For Blows.

When Pierre Gringoire arrived on the Place de Gr¨¨ve, he

was paralyzed. He had directed his course across the Pont

aux Meuniers, in order to avoid the rabble on the Pont au

Change, and the pennons of Jehan Fourbault; but the wheels

of all the bishop's mills had splashed him as he passed, and

his doublet was drenched; it seemed to him besides, that the

failure of his piece had rendered him still more sensible to

cold than usual. Hence he made haste to draw near the bonfire,

which was burning magnificently in the middle of the

Place. But a considerable crowd formed a circle around it.

"Accursed Parisians!" he said to himself (for Gringoire,

like a true dramatic poet, was subject to monologues) "there

they are obstructing my fire! Nevertheless, I am greatly in

need of a chimney corner; my shoes drink in the water, and

all those cursed mills wept upon me! That devil of a Bishop

of Paris, with his mills! I'd just like to know what use a

bishop can make of a mill! Does he expect to become a

miller instead of a bishop? If only my malediction is needed

for that, I bestow it upon him! and his cathedral, and his

mills! Just see if those boobies will put themselves out!

Move aside! I'd like to know what they are doing there!

They are warming themselves, much pleasure may it give

them! They are watching a hundred fagots burn; a fine

spectacle!"

On looking more closely, he perceived that the circle was

much larger than was required simply for the purpose of

getting warm at the king's fire, and that this concourse of

people had not been attracted solely by the beauty of the

hundred fagots which were burning.

In a vast space left free between the crowd and the fire, a

young girl was dancing.

Whether this young girl was a human being, a fairy, or an

angel, is what Gringoire, sceptical philosopher and ironical

poet that he was, could not decide at the first moment, so

fascinated was he by this dazzling vision.

She was not tall, though she seemed so, so boldly did her

slender form dart about. She was swarthy of complexion,

but one divined that, by day, her skin must possess that

beautiful golden tone of the Andalusians and the Roman

women. Her little foot, too, was Andalusian, for it was both

pinched and at ease in its graceful shoe. She danced, she

turned, she whirled rapidly about on an old Persian rug,

spread negligently under her feet; and each time that her

radiant face passed before you, as she whirled, her great black

eyes darted a flash of lightning at you.

All around her, all glances were riveted, all mouths open;

and, in fact, when she danced thus, to the humming of the

Basque tambourine, which her two pure, rounded arms raised

above her head, slender, frail and vivacious as a wasp, with

her corsage of gold without a fold, her variegated gown puffing

out, her bare shoulders, her delicate limbs, which her

petticoat revealed at times, her black hair, her eyes of flame,

she was a supernatural creature.

"In truth," said Gringoire to himself, "she is a salamander,

she is a nymph, she is a goddess, she is a bacchante of the

Menelean Mount!"

At that moment, one of the salamander's braids of hair

became unfastened, and a piece of yellow copper which was

attached to it, rolled to the ground.

"H¨¦, no!" said he, "she is a gypsy!"

All illusions had disappeared.

She began her dance once more; she took from the ground

two swords, whose points she rested against her brow, and

which she made to turn in one direction, while she turned in

the other; it was a purely gypsy effect. But, disenchanted

though Gringoire was, the whole effect of this picture was not

without its charm and its magic; the bonfire illuminated,

with a red flaring light, which trembled, all alive, over the

circle of faces in the crowd, on the brow of the young girl,

and at the background of the Place cast a pallid reflection,

on one side upon the ancient, black, and wrinkled fa?ade of

the House of Pillars, on the other, upon the old stone

gibbet.

Among the thousands of visages which that light tinged

with scarlet, there was one which seemed, even more than all

the others, absorbed in contemplation of the dancer. It was

the face of a man, austere, calm, and sombre. This man,

whose costume was concealed by the crowd which surrounded

him, did not appear to be more than five and thirty years of

age; nevertheless, he was bald; he had merely a few tufts of

thin, gray hair on his temples; his broad, high forehead had

begun to be furrowed with wrinkles, but his deep-set eyes

sparkled with extraordinary youthfulness, an ardent life, a

profound passion. He kept them fixed incessantly on the

gypsy, and, while the giddy young girl of sixteen danced and

whirled, for the pleasure of all, his revery seemed to become

more and more sombre. From time to time, a smile and a

sigh met upon his lips, but the smile was more melancholy

than the sigh.

The young girl, stopped at length, breathless, and the people

applauded her lovingly.

"Djali!" said the gypsy.

Then Gringoire saw come up to her, a pretty little white

goat, alert, wide-awake, glossy, with gilded horns, gilded

hoofs, and gilded collar, which he had not hitherto perceived,

and which had remained lying curled up on one corner of the

carpet watching his mistress dance.

"Djali!" said the dancer, "it is your turn."

And, seating herself, she gracefully presented her tambourine

to the goat.

"Djali," she continued, "what month is this?"

The goat lifted its fore foot, and struck one blow upon

the tambourine. It was the first month in the year, in

fact.

"Djali," pursued the young girl, turning her tambourine

round, "what day of the month is this?"

Djali raised his little gilt hoof, and struck six blows on the

tambourine.

"Djali," pursued the Egyptian, with still another movement

of the tambourine, "what hour of the day is it?"

Djali struck seven blows. At that moment, the clock of

the Pillar House rang out seven.

The people were amazed.

"There's sorcery at the bottom of it," said a sinister voice

in the crowd. It was that of the bald man, who never removed

his eyes from the gypsy.

She shuddered and turned round; but applause broke forth

and drowned the morose exclamation.

It even effaced it so completely from her mind, that she

continued to question her goat.

"Djali, what does Master Guichard Grand-Remy, captain of

the pistoliers of the town do, at the procession of Candlemas?"

Djali reared himself on his hind legs, and began to bleat,

marching along with so much dainty gravity, that the entire

circle of spectators burst into a laugh at this parody of the

interested devoutness of the captain of pistoliers.

"Djali," resumed the young girl, emboldened by her growing

success, "how preaches Master Jacques Charmolue, procurator

to the king in the ecclesiastical court?"

The goat seated himself on his hind quarters, and began

to bleat, waving his fore feet in so strange a manner, that,

with the exception of the bad French, and worse Latin,

Jacques Charmolue was there complete,--gesture, accent, and

attitude.

And the crowd applauded louder than ever.

"Sacrilege! profanation!" resumed the voice of the bald man.

The gypsy turned round once more.

"Ah!" said she, "'tis that villanous man!" Then, thrusting

her under lip out beyond the upper, she made a little

pout, which appeared to be familiar to her, executed a pirouette

on her heel, and set about collecting in her tambourine the

gifts of the multitude.

Big blanks, little blanks, targes* and eagle liards showered

into it.

* A blank: an old French coin; six blanks were worth two sous

and a half; targe, an ancient coin of Burgundy, a farthing.

All at once, she passed in front of Gringoire. Gringoire

put his hand so recklessly into his pocket that she halted.

"The devil!" said the poet, finding at the bottom of his

pocket the reality, that is, to say, a void. In the meantime,

the pretty girl stood there, gazing at him with her big eyes,

and holding out her tambourine to him and waiting. Gringoire

broke into a violent perspiration.

If he had all Peru in his pocket, he would certainly have

given it to the dancer; but Gringoire had not Peru, and,

moreover, America had not yet been discovered.

Happily, an unexpected incident came to his rescue.

"Will you take yourself off, you Egyptian grasshopper?"

cried a sharp voice, which proceeded from the darkest corner

of the Place.

The young girl turned round in affright. It was no longer

the voice of the bald man; it was the voice of a woman,

bigoted and malicious.

However, this cry, which alarmed the gypsy, delighted a

troop of children who were prowling about there.

"It is the recluse of the Tour-Roland," they exclaimed,

with wild laughter, "it is the sacked nun who is scolding!

Hasn't she supped? Let's carry her the remains of the city

refreshments!"

All rushed towards the Pillar House.

In the meanwhile, Gringoire had taken advantage of the

dancer's embarrassment, to disappear. The children's shouts

had reminded him that he, also, had not supped, so he ran to

the public buffet. But the little rascals had better legs than

he; when he arrived, they had stripped the table. There

remained not so much as a miserable ~camichon~ at five sous

the pound. Nothing remained upon the wall but slender

fleurs-de-lis, mingled with rose bushes, painted in 1434 by

Mathieu Biterne. It was a meagre supper.

It is an unpleasant thing to go to bed without supper, it is

a still less pleasant thing not to sup and not to know where

one is to sleep. That was Gringoire's condition. No supper,

no shelter; he saw himself pressed on all sides by necessity,

and he found necessity very crabbed. He had long ago discovered

the truth, that Jupiter created men during a fit of

misanthropy, and that during a wise man's whole life, his

destiny holds his philosophy in a state of siege. As for

himself, he had never seen the blockade so complete; he heard

his stomach sounding a parley, and he considered it very much

out of place that evil destiny should capture his philosophy

by famine.

This melancholy revery was absorbing him more and more,

when a song, quaint but full of sweetness, suddenly tore him

from it. It was the young gypsy who was singing.

Her voice was like her dancing, like her beauty. It was

indefinable and charming; something pure and sonorous,

aerial, winged, so to speak. There were continual outbursts,

melodies, unexpected cadences, then simple phrases strewn

with aerial and hissing notes; then floods of scales which

would have put a nightingale to rout, but in which harmony

was always present; then soft modulations of octaves which

rose and fell, like the bosom of the young singer. Her beautiful

face followed, with singular mobility, all the caprices of

her song, from the wildest inspiration to the chastest dignity.

One would have pronounced her now a mad creature, now a

queen.

The words which she sang were in a tongue unknown to

Gringoire, and which seemed to him to be unknown to herself,

so little relation did the expression which she imparted to her

song bear to the sense of the words. Thus, these four lines,

in her mouth, were madly gay,--

~Un cofre de gran riqueza

Hallaron dentro un pilar,

Dentro del, nuevas banderas

Con figuras de espantar~.*

* A coffer of great richness

In a pillar's heart they found,

Within it lay new banners,

With figures to astound.

And an instant afterwards, at the accents which she imparted

to this stanza,--

~Alarabes de cavallo

Sin poderse menear,

Con espadas, y los cuellos,

Ballestas de buen echar~,

Gringoire felt the tears start to his eyes. Nevertheless, her

song breathed joy, most of all, and she seemed to sing like a

bird, from serenity and heedlessness.

The gypsy's song had disturbed Gringoire's revery as the

swan disturbs the water. He listened in a sort of rapture,

and forgetfulness of everything. It was the first moment in

the course of many hours when he did not feel that he suffered.

The moment was brief.

The same woman's voice, which had interrupted the gypsy's

dance, interrupted her song.

"Will you hold your tongue, you cricket of hell?" it cried,

still from the same obscure corner of the place.

The poor "cricket" stopped short. Gringoire covered up his ears.

"Oh!" he exclaimed, "accursed saw with missing teeth, which

comes to break the lyre!"

Meanwhile, the other spectators murmured like himself;

"To the devil with the sacked nun!" said some of them.

And the old invisible kill-joy might have had occasion to

repent of her aggressions against the gypsy had their attention

not been diverted at this moment by the procession of

the Pope of the Fools, which, after having traversed many

streets and squares, debouched on the Place de Gr¨¨ve, with

all its torches and all its uproar.

This procession, which our readers have seen set out from

the Palais de Justice, had organized on the way, and had been

recruited by all the knaves, idle thieves, and unemployed vagabonds

in Paris; so that it presented a very respectable aspect

when it arrived at the Gr¨¨ve.

First came Egypt. The Duke of Egypt headed it, on horseback,

with his counts on foot holding his bridle and stirrups

for him; behind them, the male and female Egyptians,

pell-mell, with their little children crying on their shoulders;

all--duke, counts, and populace--in rags and tatters. Then

came the Kingdom of Argot; that is to say, all the thieves of

France, arranged according to the order of their dignity; the

minor people walking first. Thus defiled by fours, with the

divers insignia of their grades, in that strange faculty, most of

them lame, some cripples, others one-armed, shop clerks, pilgrim,

~hubins~, bootblacks, thimble-riggers, street arabs, beggars,

the blear-eyed beggars, thieves, the weakly, vagabonds,

merchants, sham soldiers, goldsmiths, passed masters of

pickpockets, isolated thieves. A catalogue that would weary

Homer. In the centre of the conclave of the passed masters

of pickpockets, one had some difficulty in distinguishing the

King of Argot, the grand co?sre, so called, crouching in a

little cart drawn by two big dogs. After the kingdom of the

Argotiers, came the Empire of Galilee. Guillaume Rousseau,

Emperor of the Empire of Galilee, marched majestically in

his robe of purple, spotted with wine, preceded by buffoons

wrestling and executing military dances; surrounded by his

macebearers, his pickpockets and clerks of the chamber of

accounts. Last of all came the corporation of law clerks,

with its maypoles crowned with flowers, its black robes, its

music worthy of the orgy, and its large candles of yellow

wax. In the centre of this crowd, the grand officers of the

Brotherhood of Fools bore on their shoulders a litter more

loaded down with candles than the reliquary of Sainte-Genevi¨¨ve

in time of pest; and on this litter shone resplendent,

with crosier, cope, and mitre, the new Pope of the Fools, the

bellringer of Notre-Dame, Quasimodo the hunchback.

Each section of this grotesque procession had its own music.

The Egyptians made their drums and African tambourines

resound. The slang men, not a very musical race, still clung

to the goat's horn trumpet and the Gothic rubebbe of the

twelfth century. The Empire of Galilee was not much more

advanced; among its music one could hardly distinguish some

miserable rebec, from the infancy of the art, still imprisoned

in the ~re-la-mi~. But it was around the Pope of the Fools that

all the musical riches of the epoch were displayed in a magnificent

discord. It was nothing but soprano rebecs, counter-tenor

rebecs, and tenor rebecs, not to reckon the flutes and

brass instruments. Alas! our readers will remember that this

was Gringoire's orchestra.

It is difficult to convey an idea of the degree of proud and

blissful expansion to which the sad and hideous visage of

Quasimodo had attained during the transit from the Palais de

Justice, to the Place de Gr¨¨ve. It was the first enjoyment of

self-love that he had ever experienced. Down to that day, he

had known only humiliation, disdain for his condition, disgust

for his person. Hence, deaf though he was, he enjoyed, like

a veritable pope, the acclamations of that throng, which he

hated because he felt that he was hated by it. What mattered

it that his people consisted of a pack of fools, cripples,

thieves, and beggars? it was still a people and he was its

sovereign. And he accepted seriously all this ironical

applause, all this derisive respect, with which the crowd mingled,

it must be admitted, a good deal of very real fear. For the

hunchback was robust; for the bandy-legged fellow was agile;

for the deaf man was malicious: three qualities which temper

ridicule.

We are far from believing, however, that the new Pope of

the Fools understood both the sentiments which he felt and

the sentiments which he inspired. The spirit which was

lodged in this failure of a body had, necessarily, something

incomplete and deaf about it. Thus, what he felt at the moment

was to him, absolutely vague, indistinct, and confused.

Only joy made itself felt, only pride dominated. Around that

sombre and unhappy face, there hung a radiance.

It was, then, not without surprise and alarm, that at the

very moment when Quasimodo was passing the Pillar House,

in that semi-intoxicated state, a man was seen to dart from

the crowd, and to tear from his hands, with a gesture of anger,

his crosier of gilded wood, the emblem of his mock popeship.

This man, this rash individual, was the man with the bald

brow, who, a moment earlier, standing with the gypsy's

group had chilled the poor girl with his words of menace and

of hatred. He was dressed in an eccleslastical costume. At

the moment when he stood forth from the crowd, Gringoire,

who had not noticed him up to that time, recognized him:

"Hold!" he said, with an exclamation of astonishment.

"Eh! 'tis my master in Hermes, Dom Claude Frollo, the

archdeacon! What the devil does he want of that old one-

eyed fellow? He'll get himself devoured!"

A cry of terror arose, in fact. The formidable Quasimodo

had hurled himself from the litter, and the women turned

aside their eyes in order not to see him tear the archdeacon

asunder.

He made one bound as far as the priest, looked at him, and

fell upon his knees.

The priest tore off his tiara, broke his crozier, and rent his

tinsel cope.

Quasimodo remained on his knees, with head bent and hands

clasped. Then there was established between them a strange

dialogue of signs and gestures, for neither of them spoke.

The priest, erect on his feet, irritated, threatening, imperious;

Quasimodo, prostrate, humble, suppliant. And, nevertheless,

it is certain that Quasimodo could have crushed the priest

with his thumb.

At length the archdeacon, giving Quasimodo's powerful

shoulder a rough shake, made him a sign to rise and follow him.

Quasimodo rose.

Then the Brotherhood of Fools, their first stupor having

passed off, wished to defend their pope, so abruptly dethroned.

The Egyptians, the men of slang, and all the fraternity of

law clerks, gathered howling round the priest.

Quasimodo placed himself in front of the priest, set in play

the muscles of his athletic fists, and glared upon the assailants

with the snarl of an angry tiger.

The priest resumed his sombre gravity, made a sign to Quasimodo,

and retired in silence.

Quasimodo walked in front of him, scattering the crowd as

he passed.

When they had traversed the populace and the Place, the

cloud of curious and idle were minded to follow them. Quasimodo

then constituted himself the rearguard, and followed

the archdeacon, walking backwards, squat, surly, monstrous,

bristling, gathering up his limbs, licking his boar's tusks,

growling like a wild beast, and imparting to the crowd immense

vibrations, with a look or a gesture.

Both were allowed to plunge into a dark and narrow street,

where no one dared to venture after them; so thoroughly did

the mere chimera of Quasimodo gnashing his teeth bar the

entrance.

"Here's a marvellous thing," said Gringoire; "but where

the deuce shall I find some supper?"

CHAPTER IV.