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The Hunchback of Notre-Dame · Victor Hugo

~Abbas Beati Martini~.

Dom Claude's fame had spread far and wide. It procured

for him, at about the epoch when he refused to see Madame de

Beaujeu, a visit which he long remembered.

It was in the evening. He had just retired, after the office,

to his canon's cell in the cloister of Notre-Dame. This cell,

with the exception, possibly, of some glass phials, relegated

to a corner, and filled with a decidedly equivocal powder,

which strongly resembled the alchemist's "powder of projection,"

presented nothing strange or mysterious. There were,

indeed, here and there, some inscriptions on the walls, but they

were pure sentences of learning and piety, extracted from

good authors. The archdeacon had just seated himself, by the

light of a three-jetted copper lamp, before a vast coffer

crammed with manuscripts. He had rested his elbow upon the

open volume of _Honorius d'Autun_, ~De predestinatione et libero

arbitrio~, and he was turning over, in deep meditation, the

leaves of a printed folio which he had just brought, the

sole product of the press which his cell contained. In the

midst of his revery there came a knock at his door. "Who's

there?" cried the learned man, in the gracious tone of a

famished dog, disturbed over his bone.

A voice without replied, "Your friend, Jacques Coictier."

He went to open the door.

It was, in fact, the king's physician; a person about fifty

years of age, whose harsh physiognomy was modified only by a

crafty eye. Another man accompanied him. Both wore long

slate-colored robes, furred with minever, girded and closed,

with caps of the same stuff and hue. Their hands were

concealed by their sleeves, their feet by their robes, their eyes

by their caps.

"God help me, messieurs!" said the archdeacon, showing

them in; "I was not expecting distinguished visitors at such

an hour." And while speaking in this courteous fashion he

cast an uneasy and scrutinizing glance from the physician to

his companion.

"'Tis never too late to come and pay a visit to so considerable

a learned man as Dom Claude Frollo de Tirechappe," replied

Doctor Coictier, whose Franche-Comt¨¦ accent made all his

phrases drag along with the majesty of a train-robe.

There then ensued between the physician and the archdeacon

one of those congratulatory prologues which, in accordance

with custom, at that epoch preceded all conversations

between learned men, and which did not prevent them from

detesting each other in the most cordial manner in the world.

However, it is the same nowadays; every wise man's mouth

complimenting another wise man is a vase of honeyed gall.

Claude Frollo's felicitations to Jacques Coictier bore reference

principally to the temporal advantages which the worthy

physician had found means to extract, in the course of his

much envied career, from each malady of the king, an operation

of alchemy much better and more certain than the pursuit

of the philosopher's stone.

"In truth, Monsieur le Docteur Coictier, I felt great joy

on learning of the bishopric given your nephew, my reverend

seigneur Pierre Verse. Is he not Bishop of Amiens?"

"Yes, monsieur Archdeacon; it is a grace and mercy of God."

"Do you know that you made a great figure on Christmas

Day at the bead of your company of the chamber of accounts,

Monsieur President?"

"Vice-President, Dom Claude. Alas! nothing more."

"How is your superb house in the Rue Saint-Andr¨¦ des

Arcs coming on? 'Tis a Louvre. I love greatly the apricot

tree which is carved on the door, with this play of words:

'A L'ABRI-COTIER--Sheltered from reefs.'"

"Alas! Master Claude, all that masonry costeth me dear.

In proportion as the house is erected, I am ruined."

"Ho! have you not your revenues from the jail, and the

bailiwick of the Palais, and the rents of all the houses,

sheds, stalls, and booths of the enclosure? 'Tis a fine breast

to suck."

"My castellany of Poissy has brought me in nothing this year."

"But your tolls of Triel, of Saint-James, of Saint-Germainen-Laye

are always good."

"Six score livres, and not even Parisian livres at that."

"You have your office of counsellor to the king. That is fixed."

"Yes, brother Claude; but that accursed seigneury of Poligny,

which people make so much noise about, is worth not sixty gold

crowns, year out and year in."

In the compliments which Dom Claude addressed to Jacques

Coictier, there was that sardonical, biting, and covertly

mocking accent, and the sad cruel smile of a superior and

unhappy man who toys for a moment, by way of distraction, with

the dense prosperity of a vulgar man. The other did not

perceive it.

"Upon my soul," said Claude at length, pressing his hand,

"I am glad to see you and in such good health."

"Thanks, Master Claude."

"By the way," exclaimed Dom Claude, "how is your royal patient?"

"He payeth not sufficiently his physician," replied the

doctor, casting a side glance at his companion.

"Think you so, Gossip Coictier," said the latter.

These words, uttered in a tone of surprise and reproach,

drew upon this unknown personage the attention of the

archdeacon which, to tell the truth, had not been diverted from

him a single moment since the stranger had set foot across

the threshold of his cell. It had even required all the

thousand reasons which he had for handling tenderly Doctor

Jacques Coictier, the all-powerful physician of King Louis XI.,

to induce him to receive the latter thus accompanied. Hence,

there was nothing very cordial in his manner when Jacques

Coictier said to him,--

"By the way, Dom Claude, I bring you a colleague who has

desired to see you on account of your reputation."

"Monsieur belongs to science?" asked the archdeacon, fixing

his piercing eye upon Coictier's companion. He found

beneath the brows of the stranger a glance no less piercing

or less distrustful than his own.

He was, so far as the feeble light of the lamp permitted

one to judge, an old man about sixty years of age and of

medium stature, who appeared somewhat sickly and broken in

health. His profile, although of a very ordinary outline, had

something powerful and severe about it; his eyes sparkled

beneath a very deep superciliary arch, like a light in the

depths of a cave; and beneath his cap which was well drawn

down and fell upon his nose, one recognized the broad expanse

of a brow of genius.

He took it upon himself to reply to the archdeacon's question,--

"Reverend master," he said in a grave tone, "your renown

has reached my ears, and I wish to consult you. I am but a

poor provincial gentleman, who removeth his shoes before

entering the dwellings of the learned. You must know my

name. I am called Gossip Tourangeau."

"Strange name for a gentleman," said the archdeacon to himself.

Nevertheless, he had a feeling that he was in the presence

of a strong and earnest character. The instinct of his own

lofty intellect made him recognize an intellect no less lofty

under Gossip Tourangeau's furred cap, and as he gazed at

the solemn face, the ironical smile which Jacques Coictier's

presence called forth on his gloomy face, gradually

disappeared as twilight fades on the horizon of night.

Stern and silent, he had resumed his seat in his great

armchair; his elbow rested as usual, on the table, and his brow

on his hand. After a few moments of reflection, he motioned

his visitors to be seated, and, turning to Gossip Tourangeau

he said,--

"You come to consult me, master, and upon what science?"

"Your reverence," replied Tourangeau, "I am ill, very ill.

You are said to be great AEsculapius, and I am come to ask

your advice in medicine."

"Medicine!" said the archdeacon, tossing his head. He

seemed to meditate for a moment, and then resumed: "Gossip

Tourangeau, since that is your name, turn your head, you will

find my reply already written on the wall."

Gossip Tourangeau obeyed, and read this inscription engraved

above his head: "Medicine is the daughter of dreams.--JAMBLIQUE."

Meanwhile, Doctor Jacques Coictier had heard his

companion's question with a displeasure which Dom Claude's

response had but redoubled. He bent down to the ear of

Gossip Tourangeau, and said to him, softly enough not to be

heard by the archdeacon: "I warned you that he was mad.

You insisted on seeing him."

"'Tis very possible that he is right, madman as he is, Doctor

Jacques," replied his comrade in the same low tone, and with

a bitter smile.

"As you please," replied Coictier dryly. Then, addressing

the archdeacon: "You are clever at your trade, Dom Claude,

and you are no more at a loss over Hippocrates than a

monkey is over a nut. Medicine a dream! I suspect that the

pharmacopolists and the master physicians would insist upon

stoning you if they were here. So you deny the influence of

philtres upon the blood, and unguents on the skin! You deny

that eternal pharmacy of flowers and metals, which is called

the world, made expressly for that eternal invalid called man!"

"I deny," said Dom Claude coldly, "neither pharmacy nor the

invalid. I reject the physician."

"Then it is not true," resumed Coictier hotly, "that gout

is an internal eruption; that a wound caused by artillery is to

be cured by the application of a young mouse roasted; that

young blood, properly injected, restores youth to aged veins;

it is not true that two and two make four, and that

emprostathonos follows opistathonos."

The archdeacon replied without perturbation: "There are

certain things of which I think in a certain fashion."

Coictier became crimson with anger.

"There, there, my good Coictier, let us not get angry," said

Gossip Tourangeau. "Monsieur the archdeacon is our friend."

Coictier calmed down, muttering in a low tone,--

"After all, he's mad."

"~Pasque-dieu~, Master Claude," resumed Gossip Tourangeau,

after a silence, "You embarrass me greatly. I had two things

to consult you upon, one touching my health and the other

touching my star."

"Monsieur," returned the archdeacon, "if that be your

motive, you would have done as well not to put yourself out

of breath climbing my staircase. I do not believe in Medicine.

I do not believe in Astrology."

"Indeed!" said the man, with surprise.

Coictier gave a forced laugh.

"You see that he is mad," he said, in a low tone, to Gossip

Tourangeau. "He does not believe in astrology."

"The idea of imagining," pursued Dom Claude, "that every

ray of a star is a thread which is fastened to the head of

a man!"

"And what then, do you believe in?" exclaimed Gossip Tourangeau.

The archdeacon hesitated for a moment, then he allowed a

gloomy smile to escape, which seemed to give the lie to his

response: "~Credo in Deum~."

"~Dominum nostrum~," added Gossip Tourangeau, making the

sign of the cross.

"Amen," said Coictier.

"Reverend master," resumed Tourangeau, "I am charmed

in soul to see you in such a religious frame of mind. But

have you reached the point, great savant as you are, of no

longer believing in science?"

"No," said the archdeacon, grasping the arm of Gossip

Tourangeau, and a ray of enthusiasm lighted up his gloomy

eyes, "no, I do not reject science. I have not crawled so

long, flat on my belly, with my nails in the earth, through the

innumerable ramifications of its caverns, without perceiving

far in front of me, at the end of the obscure gallery, a light,

a flame, a something, the reflection, no doubt, of the dazzling

central laboratory where the patient and the wise have found

out God."

"And in short," interrupted Tourangeau, "what do you

hold to be true and certain?"

"Alchemy."

Coictier exclaimed, "Pardieu, Dom Claude, alchemy has its

use, no doubt, but why blaspheme medicine and astrology?"

"Naught is your science of man, naught is your science of

the stars," said the archdeacon, commandingly.

"That's driving Epidaurus and Chaldea very fast," replied

the physician with a grin.

"Listen, Messire Jacques. This is said in good faith. I

am not the king's physician, and his majesty has not

given me the Garden of Daedalus in which to observe the

constellations. Don't get angry, but listen to me. What

truth have you deduced, I will not say from medicine, which

is too foolish a thing, but from astrology? Cite to me the

virtues of the vertical boustrophedon, the treasures of the

number ziruph and those of the number zephirod!"

"Will you deny," said Coictier, "the sympathetic force of

the collar bone, and the cabalistics which are derived from it?"

"An error, Messire Jacques! None of your formulas end in

reality. Alchemy on the other hand has its discoveries. Will

you contest results like this? Ice confined beneath the earth

for a thousand years is transformed into rock crystals. Lead

is the ancestor of all metals. For gold is not a metal, gold is

light. Lead requires only four periods of two hundred years

each, to pass in succession from the state of lead, to the state

of red arsenic, from red arsenic to tin, from tin to silver. Are

not these facts? But to believe in the collar bone, in the full

line and in the stars, is as ridiculous as to believe with the

inhabitants of Grand-Cathay that the golden oriole turns into

a mole, and that grains of wheat turn into fish of the carp

species."

"I have studied hermetic science!" exclaimed Coictier,

"and I affirm--"

The fiery archdeacon did not allow him to finish: "And I

have studied medicine, astrology, and hermetics. Here alone

is the truth." (As he spoke thus, he took from the top of the

coffer a phial filled with the powder which we have mentioned

above), "here alone is light! Hippocrates is a dream; Urania

is a dream; Hermes, a thought. Gold is the sun; to make

gold is to be God. Herein lies the one and only science.

I have sounded the depths of medicine and astrology, I tell

you! Naught, nothingness! The human body, shadows! the

planets, shadows!"

And he fell back in his armchair in a commanding and

inspired attitude. Gossip Touraugeau watched him in silence.

Coictier tried to grin, shrugged his shoulders imperceptibly,

and repeated in a low voice,--

"A madman!"

"And," said Tourangeau suddenly, "the wondrous result,--

have you attained it, have you made gold?"

"If I had made it," replied the archdeacon, articulating his

words slowly, like a man who is reflecting, "the king of

France would be named Claude and not Louis."

The stranger frowned.

"What am I saying?" resumed Dom Claude, with a smile

of disdain. "What would the throne of France be to me when

I could rebuild the empire of the Orient?"

"Very good!" said the stranger.

"Oh, the poor fool!" murmured Coictier.

The archdeacon went on, appearing to reply now only to

his thoughts,--

"But no, I am still crawling; I am scratching my face and

knees against the pebbles of the subterranean pathway. I

catch a glimpse, I do not contemplate! I do not read, I

spell out!"

"And when you know how to read!" demanded the stranger,

"will you make gold?"

"Who doubts it?" said the archdeacon.

"In that case Our Lady knows that I am greatly in need of

money, and I should much desire to read in your books. Tell

me, reverend master, is your science inimical or displeasing to

Our Lady?"

"Whose archdeacon I am?" Dom Claude contented himself with

replying, with tranquil hauteur.

"That is true, my master. Well! will it please you to initiate

me? Let me spell with you."

Claude assumed the majestic and pontifical attitude of a Samuel.

"Old man, it requires longer years than remain to you, to

undertake this voyage across mysterious things. Your head

is very gray! One comes forth from the cavern only with

white hair, but only those with dark hair enter it. Science

alone knows well how to hollow, wither, and dry up human

faces; she needs not to have old age bring her faces already

furrowed. Nevertheless, if the desire possesses you of putting

yourself under discipline at your age, and of deciphering

the formidable alphabet of the sages, come to me; 'tis well,

I will make the effort. I will not tell you, poor old man, to

go and visit the sepulchral chambers of the pyramids, of

which ancient Herodotus speaks, nor the brick tower of

Babylon, nor the immense white marble sanctuary of the Indian

temple of Eklinga. I, no more than yourself, have seen the

Chaldean masonry works constructed according to the sacred

form of the Sikra, nor the temple of Solomon, which is

destroyed, nor the stone doors of the sepulchre of the kings

of Israel, which are broken. We will content ourselves with

the fragments of the book of Hermes which we have here.

I will explain to you the statue of Saint Christopher, the

symbol of the sower, and that of the two angels which are

on the front of the Sainte-Chapelle, and one of which holds

in his hands a vase, the other, a cloud--"

Here Jacques Coictier, who had been unhorsed by the

archdeacon's impetuous replies, regained his saddle, and

interrupted him with the triumphant tone of one learned man

correcting another,--"~Erras amice Claudi~. The symbol is

not the number. You take Orpheus for Hermes."

"'Tis you who are in error," replied the archdeacon, gravely.

"Daedalus is the base; Orpheus is the wall; Hermes is the

edifice,--that is all. You shall come when you will," he

continued, turning to Tourangeau, "I will show you the little

parcels of gold which remained at the bottom of Nicholas

Flamel's alembic, and you shall compare them with the gold

of Guillaume de Paris. I will teach you the secret virtues

of the Greek word, ~peristera~. But, first of all, I will make

you read, one after the other, the marble letters of the alphabet,

the granite pages of the book. We shall go to the portal

of Bishop Guillaume and of Saint-Jean le Rond at the Sainte-

Chapelle, then to the house of Nicholas Flamel, Rue Manvault,

to his tomb, which is at the Saints-Innocents, to his two

hospitals, Rue de Montmorency. I will make you read the

hieroglyphics which cover the four great iron cramps on the

portal of the hospital Saint-Gervais, and of the Rue de la

Ferronnerie. We will spell out in company, also, the fa?ade

of Saint-Come, of Sainte-Genevi¨¨ve-des-Ardents, of Saint Martin,

of Saint-Jacques de la Boucherie--."

For a long time, Gossip Tourangeau, intelligent as was his glance,

had appeared not to understand Dom Claude. He interrupted.

"~Pasque-dieu~! what are your books, then?"

"Here is one of them," said the archdeacon.

And opening the window of his cell he pointed out with

his finger the immense church of Notre-Dame, which, outlining

against the starry sky the black silhouette of its two towers,

its stone flanks, its monstrous haunches, seemed an enormous

two-headed sphinx, seated in the middle of the city.

The archdeacon gazed at the gigantic edifice for some time

in silence, then extending his right hand, with a sigh, towards

the printed book which lay open on the table, and his left

towards Notre-Dame, and turning a sad glance from the book

to the church,--"Alas," he said, "this will kill that."

Coictier, who had eagerly approached the book, could not

repress an exclamation. "H¨¦, but now, what is there so

formidable in this: 'GLOSSA IN EPISTOLAS D. PAULI, ~Norimbergoe,

Antonius Koburger~, 1474.' This is not new. 'Tis a book of

Pierre Lombard, the Master of Sentences. Is it because it is

printed?"

"You have said it," replied Claude, who seemed absorbed

in a profound meditation, and stood resting, his forefinger

bent backward on the folio which had come from the famous

press of Nuremberg. Then he added these mysterious words:

"Alas! alas! small things come at the end of great things; a

tooth triumphs over a mass. The Nile rat kills the crocodile,

the swordfish kills the whale, the book will kill the edifice."

The curfew of the cloister sounded at the moment when

Master Jacques was repeating to his companion in low tones,

his eternal refrain, "He is mad!" To which his companion

this time replied, "I believe that he is."

It was the hour when no stranger could remain in the

cloister. The two visitors withdrew. "Master," said Gossip

Tourangeau, as he took leave of the archdeacon, "I love wise

men and great minds, and I hold you in singular esteem.

Come to-morrow to the Palace des Tournelles, and inquire for

the Abb¨¦ de Sainte-Martin, of Tours."

The archdeacon returned to his chamber dumbfounded,

comprehending at last who Gossip Tourangeau was, and recalling

that passage of the register of Sainte-Martin, of Tours:--

~Abbas beati Martini, SCILICET REX FRANCIAE, est canonicus de

consuetudine et habet parvam proebendam quam habet sanctus

Venantius, et debet sedere in sede thesaurarii~.

It is asserted that after that epoch the archdeacon had

frequent conferences with Louis XI., when his majesty came

to Paris, and that Dom Claude's influence quite overshadowed

that of Olivier le Daim and Jacques Coictier, who, as was his

habit, rudely took the king to task on that account.

CHAPTER II.