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The Hunchback of Notre-Dame · Victor Hugo

A Priest And A Philosopher Are Two Different Things.

The priest whom the young girls had observed at the top of

the North tower, leaning over the Place and so attentive to the

dance of the gypsy, was, in fact, Archdeacon Claude Frollo.

Our readers have not forgotten the mysterious cell which

the archdeacon had reserved for himself in that tower. (I do

not know, by the way be it said, whether it be not the same,

the interior of which can be seen to-day through a little square

window, opening to the east at the height of a man above the

platform from which the towers spring; a bare and dilapidated

den, whose badly plastered walls are ornamented here

and there, at the present day, with some wretched yellow

engravings representing the fa?ades of cathedrals. I presume

that this hole is jointly inhabited by bats and spiders, and

that, consequently, it wages a double war of extermination

on the flies).

Every day, an hour before sunset, the archdeacon ascended

the staircase to the tower, and shut himself up in this cell,

where he sometimes passed whole nights. That day, at the

moment when, standing before the low door of his retreat, he

was fitting into the lock the complicated little key which he

always carried about him in the purse suspended to his side,

a sound of tambourine and castanets had reached his ear.

These sounds came from the Place du Parvis. The cell, as we

have already said, had only one window opening upon the rear

of the church. Claude Frollo had hastily withdrawn the key,

and an instant later, he was on the top of the tower, in the

gloomy and pensive attitude in which the maidens had seen

him.

There he stood, grave, motionless, absorbed in one look and

one thought. All Paris lay at his feet, with the thousand spires

of its edifices and its circular horizon of gentle hills--with

its river winding under its bridges, and its people moving to

and fro through its streets,--with the clouds of its smoke,--with

the mountainous chain of its roofs which presses Notre-Dame in

its doubled folds; but out.of all the city, the archdeacon

gazed at one corner only of the pavement, the Place du

Parvis; in all that throng at but one figure,--the gypsy.

It would have been difficult to say what was the nature of this

look, and whence proceeded the flame that flashed from it. It

was a fixed gaze, which was, nevertheless, full of trouble and

tumult. And, from the profound immobility of his whole

body, barely agitated at intervals by an involuntary shiver, as

a tree is moved by the wind; from the stiffness of his elbows,

more marble than the balustrade on which they leaned; or

the sight of the petrified smile which contracted his face,--

one would have said that nothing living was left about Claude

Frollo except his eyes.

The gypsy was dancing; she was twirling her tambourine

on the tip of her finger, and tossing it into the air as she

danced Proven?al sarabands; agile, light, joyous, and

unconscious of the formidable gaze which descended

perpendicularly upon her head.

The crowd was swarming around her; from time to time, a

man accoutred in red and yellow made them form into a circle,

and then returned, seated himself on a chair a few paces from

the dancer, and took the goat's head on his knees. This man

seemed to be the gypsy's companion. Claude Frollo could not

distinguish his features from his elevated post.

From the moment when the archdeacon caught sight of this

stranger, his attention seemed divided between him and the

dancer, and his face became more and more gloomy. All at

once he rose upright, and a quiver ran through his whole

body: "Who is that man?" he muttered between his teeth:

"I have always seen her alone before!"

Then he plunged down beneath the tortuous vault of the

spiral staircase, and once more descended. As he passed the

door of the bell chamber, which was ajar, be saw something

which struck him; he beheld Quasimodo, who, leaning through

an opening of one of those slate penthouses which resemble

enormous blinds, appeared also to be gazing at the Place. He

was engaged in so profound a contemplation, that he did not

notice the passage of his adopted father. His savage eye had

a singular expression; it was a charmed, tender look. "This

is strange!" murmured Claude. "Is it the gypsy at whom

he is thus gazing?" He continued his descent. At the end

of a few minutes, the anxious archdeacon entered upon the

Place from the door at the base of the tower.

"What has become of the gypsy girl?" he said, mingling

with the group of spectators which the sound of the tambourine

had collected.

"I know not," replied one of his neighbors, "I think that

she has gone to make some of her fandangoes in the house

opposite, whither they have called her."

In the place of the gypsy, on the carpet, whose arabesques

had seemed to vanish but a moment previously by the capricious

figures of her dance, the archdeacon no longer beheld

any one but the red and yellow man, who, in order to earn a

few testers in his turn, was walking round the circle, with his

elbows on his hips, his head thrown back, his face red, his

neck outstretched, with a chair between his teeth. To the

chair he had fastened a cat, which a neighbor had lent, and

which was spitting in great affright.

"Notre-Dame!" exclaimed the archdeacon, at the moment

when the juggler, perspiring heavily, passed in front of him

with his pyramid of chair and his cat, "What is Master

Pierre Gringoire doing here?"

The harsh voice of the archdeacon threw the poor fellow

into such a commotion that he lost his equilibrium, together

with his whole edifice, and the chair and the cat tumbled

pell-mell upon the heads of the spectators, in the midst of

inextinguishable hootings.

It is probable that Master Pierre Gringoire (for it was

indeed he) would have had a sorry account to settle with the

neighbor who owned the cat, and all the bruised and scratched

faces which surrounded him, if he had not hastened to profit

by the tumult to take refuge in the church, whither Claude

Frollo had made him a sign to follow him.

The cathedral was already dark and deserted; the side-aisles

were full of shadows, and the lamps of the chapels began to

shine out like stars, so black had the vaulted ceiling become.

Only the great rose window of the fa?ade, whose thousand

colors were steeped in a ray of horizontal sunlight, glittered

in the gloom like a mass of diamonds, and threw its dazzling

reflection to the other end of the nave.

When they had advanced a few paces, Dom Claude placed

his back against a pillar, and gazed intently at Gringoire.

The gaze was not the one which Gringoire feared, ashamed as

he was of having been caught by a grave and learned person

in the costume of a buffoon. There was nothing mocking or

ironical in the priest's glance, it was serious, tranquil,

piercing. The archdeacon was the first to break the silence.

"Come now, Master Pierre. You are to explain many

things to me. And first of all, how comes it that you have

not been seen for two months, and that now one finds you in

the public squares, in a fine equipment in truth! Motley red

and yellow, like a Caudebec apple?"

"Messire," said Gringoire, piteously, "it is, in fact, an

amazing accoutrement. You see me no more comfortable in it

than a cat coiffed with a calabash. 'Tis very ill done, I am

conscious, to expose messieurs the sergeants of the watch to

the liability of cudgelling beneath this cassock the humerus

of a Pythagorean philosopher. But what would you have,

my reverend master? 'tis the fault of my ancient jerkin,

which abandoned me in cowardly wise, at the beginning of

the winter, under the pretext that it was falling into tatters,

and that it required repose in the basket of a rag-picker.

What is one to do? Civilization has not yet arrived at the

point where one can go stark naked, as ancient Diogenes

wished. Add that a very cold wind was blowing, and 'tis not

in the month of January that one can successfully attempt to

make humanity take this new step. This garment presented

itself, I took it, and I left my ancient black smock, which,

for a hermetic like myself, was far from being hermetically

closed. Behold me then, in the garments of a stage-player,

like Saint Genest. What would you have? 'tis an eclipse.

Apollo himself tended the flocks of Admetus."

"'Tis a fine profession that you are engaged in!" replied

the archdeacon.

"I agree, my master, that 'tis better to philosophize and

poetize, to blow the flame in the furnace, or to receive it

from carry cats on a shield. So, when you addressed

me, I was as foolish as an ass before a turnspit. But

what would you have, messire? One must eat every day, and

the finest Alexandrine verses are not worth a bit of Brie

cheese. Now, I made for Madame Marguerite of Flanders,

that famous epithalamium, as you know, and the city will not

pay me, under the pretext that it was not excellent; as

though one could give a tragedy of Sophocles for four crowns!

Hence, I was on the point of dying with hunger. Happily,

I found that I was rather strong in the jaw; so I said to this

jaw,--perform some feats of strength and of equilibrium:

nourish thyself. ~Ale te ipsam~. A pack of beggars who have

become my good friends, have taught me twenty sorts of

herculean feats, and now I give to my teeth every evening the

bread which they have earned during the day by the sweat

of my brow. After all, concede, I grant that it is a sad

employment for my intellectual faculties, and that man is not

made to pass his life in beating the tambourine and biting

chairs. But, reverend master, it is not sufficient to pass

one's life, one must earn the means for life.”

Dom Claude listened in silence. All at once his deep-set

eye assumed so sagacious and penetrating an expression, that

Gringoire felt himself, so to speak, searched to the bottom of

the soul by that glance.

"Very good, Master Pierre; but how comes it that you are

now in company with that gypsy dancer?"

"In faith!" said Gringoire, "'tis because she is my wife

and I am her husband."

The priest's gloomy eyes flashed into flame.

"Have you done that, you wretch!" he cried, seizing

Gringoire's arm with fury; "have you been so abandoned by

God as to raise your hand against that girl?"

"On my chance of paradise, monseigneur," replied Gringoire,

trembling in every limb, "I swear to you that I have

never touched her, if that is what disturbs you."

"Then why do you talk of husband and wife?" said the priest.

Gringoire made haste to relate to him as succinctly as possible,

all that the reader already knows, his adventure in the

Court of Miracles and the broken-crock marriage. It

appeared, moreover, that this marriage had led to no results

whatever, and that each evening the gypsy girl cheated him

of his nuptial right as on the first day. "'Tis a mortification,"

he said in conclusion, "but that is because I have had the

misfortune to wed a virgin."

"What do you mean?" demanded the archdeacon, who had been

gradually appeased by this recital.

"'Tis very difficult to explain," replied the poet. "It is

a superstition. My wife is, according to what an old thief,

who is called among us the Duke of Egypt, has told me, a

foundling or a lost child, which is the same thing. She wears

on her neck an amulet which, it is affirmed, will cause her to

meet her parents some day, but which will lose its virtue if

the young girl loses hers. Hence it follows that both of us

remain very virtuous."

"So," resumed Claude, whose brow cleared more and more,

"you believe, Master Pierre, that this creature has not been

approached by any man?"

"What would you have a man do, Dom Claude, as against

a superstition? She has got that in her head. I assuredly

esteem as a rarity this nunlike prudery which is preserved

untamed amid those Bohemian girls who are so easily brought

into subjection. But she has three things to protect her:

the Duke of Egypt, who has taken her under his safeguard,

reckoning, perchance, on selling her to some gay abb¨¦; all his

tribe, who hold her in singular veneration, like a Notre-Dame;

and a certain tiny poignard, which the buxom dame always

wears about her, in some nook, in spite of the ordinances of

the provost, and which one causes to fly out into her hands

by squeezing her waist. 'Tis a proud wasp, I can tell you!"

The archdeacon pressed Gringoire with questions.

La Esmeralda, in the judgment of Gringoire, was an inoffensive

and charming creature, pretty, with the exception of a

pout which was peculiar to her; a na?ve and passionate damsel,

ignorant of everything and enthusiastic about everything;

not yet aware of the difference between a man and a woman,

even in her dreams; made like that; wild especially over

dancing, noise, the open air; a sort of woman bee, with

invisible wings on her feet, and living in a whirlwind. She

owed this nature to the wandering life which she had always

led. Gringoire had succeeded in learning that, while a mere

child, she had traversed Spain and Catalonia, even to Sicily;

he believed that she had even been taken by the caravan of

Zingari, of which she formed a part, to the kingdom of Algiers,

a country situated in Achaia, which country adjoins, on one

side Albania and Greece; on the other, the Sicilian Sea, which

is the road to Constantinople. The Bohemians, said Gringoire,

were vassals of the King of Algiers, in his quality of chief of

the White Moors. One thing is certain, that la Esmeralda

had come to France while still very young, by way of

Hungary. From all these countries the young girl had brought

back fragments of queer jargons, songs, and strange ideas,

which made her language as motley as her costume, half

Parisian, half African. However, the people of the quarters

which she frequented loved her for her gayety, her daintiness,

her lively manners, her dances, and her songs. She believed

herself to be hated, in all the city, by but two persons, of

whom she often spoke in terror: the sacked nun of the

Tour-Roland, a villanous recluse who cherished some secret

grudge against these gypsies, and who cursed the poor dancer

every time that the latter passed before her window; and a

priest, who never met her without casting at her looks and

words which frightened her.

The mention of this last circumstance disturbed the

archdeacon greatly, though Gringoire paid no attention to

his perturbation; to such an extent had two months sufficed

to cause the heedless poet to forget the singular details of

the evening on which he had met the gypsy, and the presence

of the archdeacon in it all. Otherwise, the little dancer

feared nothing; she did not tell fortunes, which protected

her against those trials for magic which were so frequently

instituted against gypsy women. And then, Gringoire held the

position of her brother, if not of her husband. After all,

the philosopher endured this sort of platonic marriage very

patiently. It meant a shelter and bread at least. Every

morning, he set out from the lair of the thieves, generally

with the gypsy; he helped her make her collections of

targes* and little blanks** in the squares; each evening he

returned to the same roof with her, allowed her to bolt herself

into her little chamber, and slept the sleep of the just. A

very sweet existence, taking it all in all, he said, and well

adapted to revery. And then, on his soul and conscience, the

philosopher was not very sure that he was madly in love with

the gypsy. He loved her goat almost as dearly. It was a

charming animal, gentle, intelligent, clever; a learned

goat. Nothing was more common in the Middle Ages than these

learned animals, which amazed people greatly, and often led

their instructors to the stake. But the witchcraft of the

goat with the golden hoofs was a very innocent species of

magic. Gringoire explained them to the archdeacon, whom these

details seemed to interest deeply. In the majority of cases,

it was sufficient to present the tambourine to the goat in

such or such a manner, in order to obtain from him the trick

desired. He had been trained to this by the gypsy, who

possessed, in these delicate arts, so rare a talent that two

months had sufficed to teach the goat to write, with movable

letters, the word "Phoebus."

* An ancient Burgundian coin.

** An ancient French coin.

"'Phoebus!'" said the priest; "why 'Phoebus'?"

"I know not," replied Gringoire. "Perhaps it is a word

which she believes to be endowed with some magic and secret

virtue. She often repeats it in a low tone when she thinks

that she is alone."

"Are you sure," persisted Claude, with his penetrating

glance, "that it is only a word and not a name?"

"The name of whom?" said the poet.

"How should I know?" said the priest.

"This is what I imagine, messire. These Bohemians are

something like Guebrs, and adore the sun. Hence, Phoebus."

"That does not seem so clear to me as to you, Master Pierre."

"After all, that does not concern me. Let her mumble her

Phoebus at her pleasure. One thing is certain, that Djali loves

me almost as much as he does her."

"Who is Djali?"

"The goat."

The archdeacon dropped his chin into his hand, and appeared

to reflect for a moment. All at once he turned abruptly

to Gringoire once more.

"And do you swear to me that you have not touched her?"

"Whom?" said Gringoire; "the goat?"

"No, that woman."

"My wife? I swear to you that I have not."

"You are often alone with her?"

"A good hour every evening."

Porn Claude frowned.

"Oh! oh! ~Solus cum sola non cogitabuntur orare Pater Noster~."

"Upon my soul, I could say the ~Pater~, and the ~Ave Maria~,

and the ~Credo in Deum patrem omnipotentem~ without her

paying any more attention to me than a chicken to a church."

"Swear to me, by the body of your mother," repeated the

archdeacon violently, "that you have not touched that creature

with even the tip of your finger."

"I will also swear it by the head of my father, for the two

things have more affinity between them. But, my reverend

master, permit me a question in my turn."

"Speak, sir."

"What concern is it of yours?"

The archdeacon's pale face became as crimson as the cheek

of a young girl. He remained for a moment without answering;

then, with visible embarrassment,--

"Listen, Master Pierre Gringoire. You are not yet damned,

so far as I know. I take an interest in you, and wish you

well. Now the least contact with that Egyptian of the demon

would make you the vassal of Satan. You know that 'tis

always the body which ruins the soul. Woe to you if you

approach that woman! That is all."

"I tried once," said Gringoire, scratching his ear; "it was

the first day: but I got stung."

"You were so audacious, Master Pierre?" and the priest's

brow clouded over again.

"On another occasion," continued the poet, with a smile, "I

peeped through the keyhole, before going to bed, and I beheld

the most delicious dame in her shift that ever made a bed

creak under her bare foot."

"Go to the devil!" cried the priest, with a terrible look;

and, giving the amazed Gringoire a push on the shoulders, he

plunged, with long strides, under the gloomiest arcades of the

cathedral.

CHAPTER III.